You might be thinking, "What the...those are cows."  Well, yes, those are cows.  However, these are special cows.  Look real close and you will see that they are different.  These are New Zealand cows...different than the rest.  Actually these are special in that they considered me to be their God.  This is one of the herds that found me to be unusually interesting this particular day.  I don't know why they regarded me as a deity, only their little cow minds know that, but they did, and that's a fact.